The Garden of the Blind

25 minutes isn’t enough time for your luggage to make your connecting flight, even if it is enough time for you to make it.

If I don’t eat breakfast or lunch, I am more prone to motion sickness, even on a plane, and especially when reading.

A bottle of water in the trunk of a car can still get pretty hot.

Food service people can very easily misspell my name. For example, if I spell it out over the phone, they can still manage to cut to something with half as many letters, and only half of those are actually letters in my name.

Florida is insanely hot in June, or else I’ve got a fever.

Make summertime reservations to vacation areas as far in advance as possible. People are sometimes crazy enough to go to places that are way too hot.